A window was something you hated to clean.
A ram was a male goat.
A footprint was something you saw on the beach and sand.
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor was someone who used foul language.
A keyboard was a musical instrument.
Memory was something that you lost with age.
Compress was something you did to the garbage, not something you did to a file.
Log on was adding wood to the fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
A web was a spiderís home.
And a virus was that caused flu.
Now they all mean different things and that really megabytes!